government agency tries to meme their way out of trouble

i apologize on behalf of all americans LOL anyway what should we talk about tomorrow?

shoutout to that time the tsa patted down me at age 3 because I forgot to take my iPad out of my bag before putting it through the machine thing

"So their officail statement was-" "Catch Fortnite highlights" im sorry but this ad placement was perfect

i mean, once a tsa agent just hit on me, a very obviously 14 year old, in front of my mother, so ....

I remember the tsa destroyed my 500 dollar video game and I couldn’t even say anything at all, it was great!

This reminds me of when cops create facebook pages. My county has one and it is LEGIT CRINGE. Outside social media its CRINGE.

I suddenly feel so happy to be Asian

I'm honestly surprised he didn't talk about JusReign's turban incident with the TSA. Especially considering Jus is a fellow internet person.

My mum is white and my dad is mixed race (mostly Indian), and my and my brother are white-passing. We've been to America (Florida and California a few times) and every time the TSA people have been horrible to us, especially to my dad. We always get weird looks from them and my dad always gets a very rough and time-consuming pat down whilst the rest of the family is left alone. I wouldn't say that it's to do with race or colour but it literally happens every single time - my dad is always patted down for AGES whilst the white-passing rest of us are left alone. It's so sketchy and horrible, I hate it. And one time my brother got away with bringing a pen knife and a pair of scissors through security, likely because they were too busy with my dad to bother about real security breaches.

The fact that they tried to lie about the instrument has me dead 💀 I did that in like kindergarten and it never worked so don’t try it TSA

That instrument is literally torn apart, but the case is just fine. "Damaged in transport" yeah right. That's literally impossible

D'aneglo Wallace Sub Count one year ago: 100k Subscribers D'angelo Wallace Sub Count Present Day: 2.11 Million Subscribers Wow, happy to see you grow D'angelo! Nice name btw

If they didn’t have puns we wouldn’t be looking at their socials. The puns are doing their job

Lil baby D’Angelo at 100k ♥️🥰

The people that disliked this video work for TSA

"They didnt even deny this statement they basically said...." Ad "OBESITY IS A CHRONIC DISEASE" I laughed alot about this and thought id share.

I had a TSA agent have to go through my flute case because it "looked like a pipe bomb" and if I had not of been there supervising they got very close to damaging my instrument multiple times. I feel like most people have seen a flute and know what it looks like.

the tsa broke my super expensive, discontinued sunglasses that my mom gave to me since she wore them in hs and they were like her one nice thing and i didnt get reimbursed at all even though i couldnt have gitten them anyway since they dont exist anymore :) plus thet stopped me for a random search while i was an unaccompanied minor and only realized that it was in fact illegal to do so half way through while my 13 year old ass was abt to piss myself cuz i thought i was gonna get in trouble for bringing cookies...oh and that one time my older sibling accidentally brought a whole ass sewing kit including needles, pins, and sharp asf sewing scissors in their backpack on the plane :) overall, the point is that the tsa sucks

I went to Orlando and waited three hours in airport security (I’m from the UK) and when I got to go through and have my passport checked, the person looked at me like I was crazy and gave me some disgusting looks. When I came back, I wore a headscarf, and I got a pat down after the full body scan, and they pressed against my bun (which was flat) bare hard and honestly hurt but I’m not about to complain cause I had a 9 hour (turned out to be 10 due to turbulence) flight back home

Lmao to be totally honest I think the captions are sort of hilarious Hahahah I kind of love it lol

Someone in their prison's bathroom with the phone someone got in: *triggered*

Sometimes i feel so lucky for having a literal document saying i cant be left alone with people i dont know in places like rooms or closed doors (ptsd)... I was asked the very same thing, to "go with them to further search"... I thought it was because of the machine i need because of breathing problems, but nop... They didnt care about the bag at all (where the portable machine was). So i just handed the papers standing how i cant stay behind closed doors with strangers (specially males) and simply said "i was r*ped through out my whole childhood, i know how this goes" and walked off...

bruh u had 100k followers a year ago and have over 2mil now... dope. grats!

YOU MADE IT KING

The TSA handling the instrument poorly in case of a threat (bomb or otherwise) is definitely them lying. If you thought something was a bomb, you don’t open, throw around, etc a case, because of the large amounts of bomb types. This was most definitely a TSA agent just mad and chucked this large case to the ground because he was mad for something.

Whenever I think of TSA I just remember the time my best friend to Seattle and the hideous way they mangled her wheelchair by forcing it to collapse the wrong way. The icing on that shitcake is remembering how one of the officers smacked her leg during a frisk thinking she wouldn't notice and laughing when she asked to speak to one of their superiors. TSA = They Suck Ass

as a white person, i definitely had the opposite-free pass. i was late to my flight and an agent was helping me out. i had a water bottle in my carry on and they just let me pass. i didn’t have tsa pre check and i just went through without taking anything out or taking my shoes off.

WTF 100k about a year ago, what the hell happened

Imo its shitty that they destroy ppls shit and all but at the same time you could hide a bomb anywhere soooooo you gotta do what you gotta do to avoid a plane bombing but still dont deny it

yall remember the time the TSA detained a 3 year old in a wheelchair bc they thought it was suspicious? bc i do

Jail vlog ✌🏽😝✌🏽

Yah i found him thanks to the frenemis, and omg i havent stopped since 😍

you have a soul?

1 yr later, his subscriber count multiplied by 20

I would assume most of TSAs followers are there to stay up to date on announcements and info, not to read and like dumb memes or photos. It's really not surprising at all that those posts have low engagement. And its pretty weird that your conclusion is instead that they bought followers.

me watching this not knowing what tsa is because i don't live in the u.s.a and have never traveled there via plane: 👁️👄👁️

Exactly a year later from this video D'angelo reached 2 mil subs! :)

tsa's ig bio got so much worse since this video came out...lmao

as far as i know, musical instruments are actually a big problem on airlines. my mom got hired for a gig in another state and literally had to buy a second plane ticket for her cello.

So guys I’m thinking the TSA is lying about not opening that guys instrument. You see, it has metal objects on it, so it would trip the sensors, and would cause them to open it.

It wasn't some huge deal but I took bags of sand home from some beaches which I guess they thought were drugs which is fair but they apparently sent a dog through first instead of just looking because there were like dog scratch marks everywhere

I play an instrument so the fact they broke an instrument is horrible. It's like ripping someone's happiness into pieces.

when i was like 5 or 6 i wanted to bring my robot toy with me on an airplane, it set off an alarm and both me, a five year old, and my mom had to get excessively searched when it was clearly the robot that set it off. I remember being so confused and upset, it was very weird.

TSA always makes me stand up from my wheelchair and walk through the scanner and stand to get patted down. Also the airport wheelchairs suck. You can’t self propel in them and they always require an airport worker, usually male, to push you and won’t let family members do it, which means that I have to stand up and walk to use the bathroom, and I can’t move myself.

"Their official statement was" "Catch fortnite highlights with your screen locked"

i was about to say how lucky i was a few years ago when my grandma who moved to the US gifted me my favourite cross-stitch piece she had done when i was a small child, to take back to the UK where i live now, because an airport employee at the security area promised he would personally make sure it got back to me whole. but then i remembered. grandma told me i could have it when i visited her in the US, but the piece itself was still in our family home in the Philippines. i took it with me much later on when i visited family there. my one good memory of the tsa wasn’t even about the tsa. all i have left are them being very nosy and condescending while they tried to get hundreds of people through an excessively complicated process faster than a regular person could move, let alone, tired and jetlagged passengers.

I know I'm supposed to be cringing at these puns. But I kinda of love the tenish one. I'm ashamed of my self

11 months later went from 600k to 2m

has more then 2million subs in the next year XD

One of TSA workers opened my suitcase for having tampons in it, and this guy just started taking them out and opening them because “how could three Asians travel with two black men, one of you must have something you’re hiding” my mom is Asian and my dad is black, my sister and I look more like my mom while my brother looks like my dad, even tho our skin color is not the same you could still tell we were siblings. And my brother who is the oldest was 16, my sister and I are twins and we were 14...

Can you do a video on Dan Schneider please?? That guy is sick and you can do this justice

maybe im old(34 years old) but personally i dont find memes interesting nor funny But D'Angelo is interesting a LOT(and hes teaching me lots of correct English)

I've only ever watched videos on the TSA and bad stories from airports, never been in one myself but boy are there a lot of stories. I have never flown before, for a few reasons, one, I'm terrified of flying/heights. And two...I have nowhere to go, I'm just a hermit artist

All government agencies are trash. They all hire friends and family with no qualifications. Even when you sign the nepotism form when hired. All the government has to say is , “ Because I said so.”

I've honestly never dealt with anything like that with TSA but I'm literally so disgusted right now and never want to fly again. I want to go back to the fifteen minutes ago before I knew about this 😔

I’m here when dangelo has 2.2 million subscribers lol

have you ever taken your shoes off in security at an airport outside the USA and seen foreign security workers smirking at you

I'm DYING! Jail vlog! No that's not funny.. There are people actually in jail....... .......but they probably aren't seeing this....... JAIL VLOG 😂😂😂😂

Excuse me but... 11 months ago this chanel had only 100.000 k???? It's 2M now 😭😭😭😭

one year ago he hit 100k. today (yes today, ive been binging his videos all day, and like a couple hours ago his count was at 1.99 M and now its at 2M lol) he hits 2 million! congrats dangelo!! you deserve this. much love

I thought it was normal for everyone to have to do a "random secondary screening" because up until recently it's happened every time I went through security. I live in a really diverse and generally accepting area and it's frankly appalling that the TSA has managed to be the cause of some of the worst racial profiling I've had to deal with in my short life.

He's celebrating 100,000 subs in Feb 2020 and its Feb 2021 and he's at 200,000 CONGRATS ♥😁💐👑🎆🎇🎉🎈🎊

literally almost one year later exactly (its 2/4/21 today) HE HAS TWO MILLION. insane. he seriously deserves it. i subscribed a week agoish and he was at like 1.3 million. insane.

My uncle (who is an American) is randomly flagged by the TSA EVERY TIME HE TRAVELS. It got so bad he ended up keeping and collecting every slip of paper he gets showing he was screened. This is also a man who has never been arrested... C'mon!!

D'angelo: happy ab 100,000 subscribers Me: watching this video when he almost has 2mil 👁👄👁

I used to fly between the US and Poland frequently and every single time one of my parents got "randomly searched". We are white and my parents think it's because of our polish last names. Can't even imagine how much worse it is for other races and minorities tho. Fuck TSA

“A cultural instrument” really? Americans.... 🤦🏽‍♀️

in conclusion, they do not protect us

3:13 hurts because as a cellist I’ve had my instrument broken by the tsa, that hurts but a handmade instrument 😬

it's pretty minor but every SINGLE time I fly I get patted down 😬 it's always so uncomfortable, even when they're not trying to the employees always ALWAYS end up grabbing my boobs. it's really not.... great, and it's even worse given that they started doing this when I was like 16

I think the TSA Twitter is more for the people working there than people who want to fly.

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I just wanted to point something out. I cant speak for every airport of course, but I work at a local airport and when you mentioned the first story about the broken instrument you mentioned that the TSA made a statement saying they never opened the case because it wasn't flagged as an explosive. I work in baggage handling, but we work very closely with TSA and we can see in through the window while we are working on the planes. As far as I've seen, TSA opens every single bag that goes through. From surfboard cases to suitcases to purse-sized bags that go through. Every time we're waiting on bags we watch through that window and have to watch the process. Like I said, I cant speak for every airline, thats just something I noticed at mine, so it was interesting when I heard the TSA in the stories response to the whole incident.

My ex was a TSA agent. They hire a lot of military and police veterans. A lot of "god and country" types. You can fill in the blanks from here... The only thing required to get this job is taking a civil service exam... like a mailman.

I don't understand how TSA gets away with everything they do. I work retail and we will bend over backwards and do literally anything just so that a customer has a good experience. It's just so interesting to me that you'll get better service when you're buying a pillow than you will spending hundreds to go across the globe.

They probably forced their employees to follow them 🤣🤣🤣

Why am I here again? To listen to his voice of course

I'm obsessed with your use of Final Fantasy music in your videos.

There's no way an intern is writing this. This has to come from a board room full of boomers trying to be hip

11:50 Hoosier dog

D'angelo, idk if you know this, but they can make tiktoks in jail, albeit bad quality ones. However, you could be the one to introduce them to 1080p

one of ur videos made me subscribe like 1 -2 days ago, i love ur channel so much ♥️

less than a year later and he’s almost at 2 million i- he speedrunning this shit

Literally every time I fly they give me crap for wearing overalls, and I have to deal with that insult to my autonomy while I am late for my flight already... plus have they ever tried fitting overalls in your carry on like damn

TSA is one of the worst things that came out from 9/11

1 million followers ✋

The searches can be so uncomfortable. And I have the lucky experience of being able to compare flying before 9/11 and the coming back into the country after. It was a complete 180. It took no time to get through the lines going through the airports heading to Ecuador the August before. On the way home in April I had to pick up my Eticket from one of those machines in the lobby of the Seattle airport. Mind you, I have clearly MADE IT INTO THE COUNTRY! I had had my backpack gone through very thoroughly when leaving Quito, they found items in my bags that I didn’t know came into the country with me, like a butter knife 😶. But then I get to Seattle and at each gate before you board your plane and the announce that there will be a “randomized” selecting of the passengers who will be personally searched before entering the plane. Only the people we had Etickets were searched. And of course they had to use your name when directing you to area you were searched. It was done in front of the other passengers sitting and weighting for their flights and all the people in line boarding the plane since the frisking station was right by the door to boarding the plane. And any thing could set those measly detectors off. The person I got was a male who was old enough to be my father and there were no female agents present to be sure the male agents didn’t cross any boundaries. So I got called up to be searched, my backpack got an decent look over and then I have to be searched personally. Every where that machine made a noise he had to personally touch you searching that area. And he would announce to me what he was doing, repeating “this is just procedure ma’am”. Along my bra was searched, and before he had used the metal detector he said that he would most likely need to search along my bra. It was a strange man feeling under my breasts to make sure that it really was just an underwire, along my back because of the clasps, and some how where the straps connected to the band (not sure why, that isn’t metal). For some reason along my hip was checked as well as along my inseam and his hand stopped just above my knees, but still along my inner thighs. I didn’t know how I felt afterwords, but I knew I wasn’t telling my mom for quite a few years, and even then when I told her she was livid. I have flown domestically since then, obviously getting through those lines takes way longer now, but it still worried me they would have had a frisking station at the gates.

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I'm so lucky. Any time I travel, I travel with my mom, who is white. I never get patted down when I'm with her. Except one time I was on my own and they still tried to pat me down even though I was waiting OUTSIDE security and I said I didn't consent to a search and they still tried to do it. My mom got over there real quick because she was in the bathroom and threatened to call the actual police because the dude was clearly just a creep (IN THE GOV'T, LEGIT BADGE AND EVERYTHING) trying to hit on me (A MINOR) under the guise of authority.

your doors are so thin

900K subscribers in a year, good for you man, nice work!

its crazy that i'm watching this video in February last year when he hit 100K but now he has 1.88M!!

I get maybe opening the case to look at what was in it, but even though you can't tell what it is... it literally LOOKS like an instrument. They left it looking like someone snapped it in half and then just put it back. Also, couldn't they have just asked the guy what it was? Cause like, yeah, maybe he would lie if it was something bad, but you could just look it up on Google and confirm that he's telling the truth. Hell, they could've just searched that guys name since he seems famous and found out that way, like, there're just so many other ways they could've done this without leaving the guy with a broken instrument and no reimbursement.

I play several instruments and if anyone ever hurt my Bagpipes like that I would be very, very upset. That story just hurt my soul. Actually they were all painful to listen too, like WHAT?! 🤦‍♀️

"random search" yeah of course not because I was picked off of a list where i was the only person with an arabic last name.

0:38 we are now at, say it with me, *one million subscribers*

"the tsa's official statement was-" "HEY, wanna play some VIDEO GAMES?"

Their puns are so awful... not even a good awful, just _awful_

The funny version of the shuriken pun would have been "lmao fucking weaboo"

Koras actually an interesting instrument would recommend hearing it at least once